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July 7, 2008: Will: The Chinese government took a poster of a tiger, put it in a jungle, then took pictures of it and said it was an actual tiger just to boost tourism. Skip: That's just wrong, Dude! Even Jessica Alba here is appalled, aren't you? She says yes.
July 9, 2008: Al: Jessica Alba is on board?! Will: No, Skip has a cardboard standee of her to make tourists think she's on board. Al: Maybe, or maybe he has a cardboard Jessica on board to provide a cover story for the real Jessica on board! The real question is where could he hide her? Will: I dunno, Sherlock. How about the studio where he faked the moon landing?
July 11, 2008: Al (talking to Jessica Alba standee): I'm your biggest fan, Jessica. Dana: Al, you're hitting on her? She's not even real! Al: Just because you don't appreciate her talent doesn't mean she's fake! Don't listen to her, baby. She doesn't get how "real" you are. Dana: Maybe we could double date with this photo of Brad Pitt.
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