June 30, 2008: Will: What? KHAN: Your end is near, pathetic human! Wall-E, a boxy robot with tank-like treads, is dominating the box office. Soon the masses will accept a bigger version of him dominating their pathetic lives! Will: Last year Spiderman ruled the box office but we're not now ruled by giant spiders. KHAN: Probably because by the end of that movie they'd all been bored to death.
July 2, 2008: KHAN grunts and expels some trash. Kepler: You know, the cute thing about Wall-E is not that he dumps cubes of trash onto the floor. KHAN: That's not trash, it's yesterday's burrito lunch leftovers! Kepler: That doesn't make it better.