September 14, 2009: Mitch: Scandal at the MTV Video Awards! Al: They still have those? They don't even show videos anymore. Who do they give the awards to? Mitch: The biggest jerks? Al: So Kanye West won them all?
September 16, 2009: KHAN: Everywhere I go on the internet I run into all of these bacon-based sites. Mitch: Because everything is better with bacon. KHAN: Bacon recipes, bacon drinks, bacon shirts... Mitch: Because everything is better with bacon. KHAN: Why do humans have this obsession with bacon? Mitch: Which part of 'everything is better with bacon' do you not understand?
September 18, 2009: Dana: So, I'm standing there on a balcony in the summer air-- Kanye West: Yo, Rockwood! I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but "Calvin and Hobbes" was the best comic strip of all time! Dana: What was that?! Will: I think we just got "memed."