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Monday, September 21, 2009
Like you've never tried it...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Think of it as a voluntary contribution that, if not voluntarily contributed, will be taken from you by men with guns...

Friday, September 25, 2009
The liter of water would weigh about 5 ounces...

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September 21, 2009: Dana: What are you doing? Mitch: Every once in a while I try to move something using "The Force." Dana: I'm trying to imagine how this could be more pathetic. Mitch: I'm beginning to doubt that this breakfast cereal I bought has "extra midichlorians." September 23, 2009: Will: So, individuals would be required by law to pay money to the government. President Barack Obama: That's right. Will: So, that's a tax. President Barack Obama: Oh no! It's not a tax. Will: I'd be forced by law to pay. President Barack Obama: Yes. Will: The government. President Barack Obama: Yes. Will: You don't think that's what a tax is? President Barack Obama: That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. September 25, 2009: Kepler: They found water on the moon! Al: How much? Kepler: One liter for every ton of soil. Al: That won't exactly be easy lifting in my canteen, will it? Kepler: Well, on the moon, a ton of soil would only weigh 332 pounds. Al: Yes, that makes all the difference.