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Monday, December 17, 2001
Wednesday, December 19, 2001
Friday, December 21, 2001
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© Copyright 2001 Brian Lundmark, all images and text on this page.
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December 17, 2001: KHAN: My defense sensors are detecting ballistic activity. Will: Calm down, Khan. You're not a weapons platform anymore. KHAN: Nonetheless, the target appears to be taking a polar trajectory and could be danderous. Will: A polar--? Santa? KHAN: I've locked the main laser on a sleigh. Shall I fire?
December 19, 2001: Al: What's up with KHAN? Will: He's targeting a fat sleigh driver and eight tiny reindeer. KHAN's gonna take a shot at Santa? KHAN: It's a confirmed threat! I'm detecting infrared guidance! Al: Infra--? Will: Rudolph. KHAN: Look at it move! So lively and quick.
December 21, 2001: KHAN: Preparing to fire on Santa... 3... 2... 1... Error! I've lost my fix on the target! Santa is taking defensive countermeasures! He's releasing chaff! Will: Why would Santa carry chaff? Santa: Now that I can fly into Kabul again, it doesn't hurt to be careful! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
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