July 7, 2010: Mitch: I've never lost a rec league basketball game by that much. Al: Well, it was hardly fair. Skip: You're just upset that we beat you, Dude. Al: Skip, you hired LeBron James! How is that fair? Skip: He was a free agent. I had a free billion. What's the problem? Mitch: I told you we should have made a play for Dwayne Wade!
July 9, 2010: ESPN: LeBron, what's your decision? Kepler: Watch this, Dana. ESPN, Lebron James: Um, this fall, very tough, this fall I'm going to take my talents to... Kepler: You can actually pinpoint the second when Cleveland's heart rips in half! Annnnd... ESPN, Lebron James: South Beach and join the Miami Heat. Kepler: Now! Wanna see it again?