November 29, 2010: Al: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if the director of the best Star Wars movie cried out and was suddenly silenced. Dana: Sure, you can't be serious. Will: He is serious... and don't call him Shirley. Dana: Hey! Mixing pop culture references! I love it! Al: I know.
December 1, 2010: Will: Did you know the Kardashians had their own line of credit cards? Skip: Who do you think gave them the idea, Dude? The Sterling Card! It has a high interest rate, enormous late fees, and we practically require that you be unable to make regular payments to qualify! Will: Rules like that are why the Kardashians took their name off of those cards. Skip: And that's why they aren't trillionaires!
December 3, 2010: Stick: Hi! I'm the winner of America's Next Top Model! Mitch: Uh... okay. Stick: As the skinniest winner yet, I hope to use my supermodel status to raise awareness of... of... What are you doing? Mitch (with flashlight): I'm trying to find an angle where you'll cast a shadow.
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