March 17, 2008: Space Leprechaun: Top O' the morning to ya! Mitch: Space Leprechaun, you're here! I thought you'd be out celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Space Leprechaun: I will be, lad, but first I have to be turnin' in my March Madness bracket. Mitch: Who do you have winning it all? Space Leprechaun: Why, the Fighting Irish, of course. Mitch: Of course.
March 19, 2008: Al: This guy on slate.com has this formua that determines when a basketball game is out of reach, but it takes a math degree to use it. Kepler: I have an easier one. If the point differential is ever greater than or equal to the minutes remaining plus ten points, the game is over. I call it "Lundmark's Law." Al: Why would you call it that? Kepler: I dunno. Sometimes it's like words get put in my mouth.
March 21, 2008: Will: You only got three of the first 16 games right? Al: I thought it would be a big day for the underdogs. Will: Heh... you know theses teams are seeded this way for a reason, Al. You picked #13 Oral Roberts to beat #4 Pittsburgh! Al: So? Will: Bobby Knight picked Pittsburgh to win the whole thing! Al: Psh! What does he know about basketball?