Monday, March 24, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Friday, March 28, 2008

March 24, 2008: Al: Spitzer. Mitch: That's all you have to say? Al: Why spend all that time writing a joke? March 26, 2008: Al: The guy who replaced Spitzer as governor of New York has also convessed to having an affair. A couple of days later he admitted he'd used marijuana and cocaine a few times in his youth. Mitch: What is going on in New York? Al: However, he said he only experimented once with cannibalism. March 28, 2008: KHAN: I've been having a torrid affair with a hot, young laptop computer. We've been secretly sharing USB memory sticks for months. Al: Why do you bring this up? KHAN: I want to qualify to be governor of New York! Al: The position is taken. KHAN: It won't be once the news gets the pictures I Photoshopped!