January 14, 2008: Mitch: Will! Hurry!! There's a man outside without a space suit! Will: Chill. I know. It's cool. Bear Grylls: I found this sheet of bubble wrap in orbit, so I can pop each individual cell to supply me with oxygen while I search for shelter. Mitch: Is that the "Man Vs. Wild" guy? Will: Yep!
January 16, 2008: Man Vs. Wild. Bear Grylls: We've found shelter, now we need food. This bachelor pad's fridge was down to ketchup packets, but there are other sources of food. Between these couch cushions are stale Cheetos. They're not much, but they can sustain you till you find something filling. Mitch: Should we be disgusted? Al: Yes! You've been wasting Cheetos!
January 18, 2008: Man Vs. Wild. Will: This is roughing it? Bear Grylls: I'm taking a break. Will: But you're using modern conveniences off-camera! How can I ever trust the premise of your show again? Bear Grylls: Please. You just watch it to see me eat bugs. Will: Heh... guilty!