January 21, 2008: Martin Luther King Jr.: I have a dream of low discount prices on used cars for the 3-day MLK bonanza sale! Mitch: I'm pretty sure this wasn't how he would have pictured a holiday named after him.
January 23, 2008: Kepler: Best picture nominations are out. KHAN: Transformers? Kepler: No... typically, robots don't dominate the Oscars. KHAN: Just wait 'til Skynet is active. Kepler: What? KHAN: Nothing. Go back to your shiny statues, pathetic human.
January 25, 2008: Al: You saw "Cloverfield." What did the monster look like? Kepler: It's sort of Godzilla crossed with a crab. With gorilla arms, grayish, a bulldog face, but slimy, weird inflatey eye things. Al: This isn't helping. Kepler: And then it roars, like this... ROWWLLEERRR