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Monday, June 9, 2008
But wait until they turn on their god...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Not quite as good as death by chocolate...

Friday, June 13, 2008
Do we really need that many updates abour your life...


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June 9, 2008: Mitch: Gas is over $4 per gallon! Al: Why would you care up here? Mitch: The media told me to panic. Al (reading a newspaper that says 'Jim McKay' The Greatest): Before or after the story that worshipped Obama? June 11, 2008: Al puts a tortilla chip with salsa up to his mouth and Mitch slaps him. Mitch: Al! Watch out! Al: What the--?! Mitch: The news said tomatoes could be infected with salmonella. My media awareness might have just saved your life! Al: I hab a cone chip lodged in my nobe. Mitch: A small price to pay to avoid death by salsa! June 13, 2008: Mitch: It's Friday the 13th. I don't even want to know what the media will make me panice about today, so I'm avoiding news on the web. Will: Why sit next to the computer at all? Why don't you go be productive with your life? Mitch: I'd miss my friends' "Twitter" updates. Will: Good. Maybe then they can do something productive, too.