Monday, June 9, 2008

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

June 9, 2008: Mitch: Gas is over $4 per gallon! Al: Why would you care up here? Mitch: The media told me to panic. Al (reading a newspaper that says 'Jim McKay' The Greatest): Before or after the story that worshipped Obama? June 11, 2008: Al puts a tortilla chip with salsa up to his mouth and Mitch slaps him. Mitch: Al! Watch out! Al: What the--?! Mitch: The news said tomatoes could be infected with salmonella. My media awareness might have just saved your life! Al: I hab a cone chip lodged in my nobe. Mitch: A small price to pay to avoid death by salsa! June 13, 2008: Mitch: It's Friday the 13th. I don't even want to know what the media will make me panice about today, so I'm avoiding news on the web. Will: Why sit next to the computer at all? Why don't you go be productive with your life? Mitch: I'd miss my friends' "Twitter" updates. Will: Good. Maybe then they can do something productive, too.