June 16, 2008: Dana: That's a nice farmer's tan you have going, there. Al: Please... I'm more upscale than that. This is a golfer's tan. Dana: I've seen you play. A hacker's tan, maybe.
June 18, 2008: Al: Dana's right, I do have a farmer's tan. But I don't want to use that spray-tan. What can I do? Kepler: Searching... you could try this. Al: Hmm... unconverntional, but I'm a risk-taker. I call it a tube top for men! Dana: I call it a blackmail opportunity! I'm getting my camera!
June 20, 2008: Al: It's the first day of summer, Will, and I have the perfect clothing. With my tube top for men, I'll be free from unsightly tan lines! This will be the summer of the perfect tan! Will: That tan can console you while you burn those tops in the fall. Al: Tsk. The pallid are always so bitter.