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June 21, 2010: Mitch: It's the first day of summer! It's the longest day of the year. Kepler: Technically, the day itself is just as long as any other day. What you're probably referrint to is the difference in the amount of sunlight during the solstice. Mitch: And now it's about to get even longer. Kepler: And did you know that a year is actually 365.26 days? You see, the orbit...
June 23, 2010: President Barack Obama: I am disgusted that BP's CEO is so callous that he took a day off to go to a yacht race. Will: Me, too! President Barack Obama: He should be plugging that damn hole! Will: That's what I've been saying, Mr. President! President Barack Obama: Heck, yesterday I plugged 18 holes, if you know what I mean. Will: Yeah, about that...
June 25, 2010: Dana: Michael Jackson! Michael Jackson: In the year since my death, my music has made more than a billion dollars! Dana: That's a lot. Michael Jackson: Yes, but with all that's happened, now I'm aware of what's really important. Dana: Friends? Family? Love? Michael Jackson (zombie): Brains!
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