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Monday, June 21, 2004
Michael and Me...

Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Your mind powers will not work on me, boy...

Friday, June 25, 2004
He'll take both sides' money...

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June 21, 2004: Will: Michael Moore? What brings you back to see us? Michael Moore: Are you showing my new film, "Fahrenheit 9/11?" Will: No, it... Michael Moore: Just one more example of how the truth is being kept from the American people! Will: ...it hasn't opened yet. Michael Moore: Hee! Hee! Hee! That's two more minutes of free advertising! June 23, 2004: Brian: Due to reader complaints that our Michael Moore was 'not big enough', we preseent today a revised Rockwood cartoon. -ed. Will: Mr. Moore, don't you worry that people will ignore the message in your movie because they know you're predisposed to hate President Bush? Michael Moore as Jabba the Hutt: Ho ho ho ho ho! Ha ha ha ha ha! Yataa meechu, Bush! Die wannie wanga dees kachaata! Ha ha ha ha ha! Salacious Crumb: EEEEE ha haa ha ha ha! June 25, 2004: Al: Howard Dean ranted about Bush. He ended up looking crazy. Gore ranted about Bush. He ended up looking crazy, too. Why is your rant different? Michael Moore: Because if people want to see me rant, it's gonna cost them eight bucks a head! Al: Oooo. And anti-war profiteer! Michael Moore: I am crazy. Like a fox!