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Monday, May 1, 2006
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Friday, May 5, 2006
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May 1, 2006: Al: Mitch, I-- Great shades of Elvis! What is that thing on your head?! Mitch: I was watching the NFL draft all weekend, so I went out and got a wig that looks like ESPN's draft analyst Mel Kiper, Jr.! What do you think? Al: That's the stupidest thing-- Skip (pointing at the hair): Dude! Lookin' good!
May 3, 2006: Kepler: There's a rumor going around the internet that Ben Affleck is going to play Captain Kirk! Skip: No way. Outer space isn't big enough for both of our chins! Kepler: Ha ha! Yeah! How does he like them apples? Skip: That's a Matt Damon quote, Dude. Kepler: I know, but there aren't any memorable Ben Affleck quotes.
May 5, 2006: Al: Hi George. George Lucas: I'm releasing the 1977 version of "Star Wars" on DVD. You buying? Al: Of course. George Lucas: Then I'm releasing it again, but in a commemorative tin. You want one of those, too? Al: Yes. George Lucas: In a box? Al: Yes! George Lucas: With a fox? Al: YES! George Lucas: Will you buy it here or there? Al: I will buy it anywhere! Why don't I just give you my @#$^& bank account number?! George Lucas: That would save time.
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