August 15, 2011: Mitch: MTV's bringing back Beavis And Butthead. Al: Trying to class up the network, eh? Mitch: MTV doesn't run music videos anymore. What are they going to make fun of? Al: How about the slack-jawed losers who run MTV?
August 17, 2011: Al: Abercrombie and Fitch wants to pay The Situation from Jersey Shore to not wear their clothes. So I'm making a list of companies that will pay me to not do things with their products because my moral bankruptcy is bad publicity for them. Now I need to figure out how to be more morally bankrupt. Will: I think that plan puts you on the right track.