August 22, 2011: Mitch: (to Burger King fiberglass plastic mascot) So, Burger King fired you because they're going another direction? Interesting. Would that direction be a non-psychotic-looking-mascot?! Will: Mitch wasn't a big fan. Mitch: Hit the road, you encephalitic freak!
August 24, 2011: Will: Mister President? President Barack Obama: I'm building my social networking cred. I just joined Foursquare! Will: Mm-hmm... that is 4chan. President Barack Obama: What is that man doing to that goat?!
August 26, 2011: Will: You're still on Foursquare? What are you laughing about? President Barack Obama: Ha ha... check it out! Will: You're the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? President Barack Obama: Ha! Isn't that hilarious? Will: Oh yes. Hilarious. Shouldn't you be working on jobs? President Barack Obama: Oh, I got the jobs badge hours ago.