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Monday, December 13, 2004
Hey, their ratings are about the same...

Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Thank goodness he's not in the NBA...

Friday, December 17, 2004
It was either that or curling...

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December 13, 2004: NHL Player: Hi. I was wondering why you're not more concerned about the missing NHL season. Mitch: NHL? NHL Player: Yes! NHL! Hockey?! Hello!! Mitch: What is this "hockey" he speaks of? Al: It's like soccer but on ice. NHL Player: Argh! December 15, 2004: NHL Player: What if they cancel the NHL season? All I know is hockey and fighting! Al: Heh... sounds like you're in trouble, musclehead. (NHL Player checks Al into the boards.) Dana: Well, that wasn't very diplomatic. NHL Player: Did I say diplomacy was one of the two things I knew? December 17, 2004: NHL Player: They have to bring hockey back. If they don't, what will all of the Canadians do? Will: Well, it is an entire country. I'm sure they'll figure out some other form of entertainment. Canadian #1: That was aboot all of them, eh. Start over? Canadian #2: Sigh. I can't believe we already watched every Michael J. Fox movie from A to zed.