September 28, 2009: TV: Let's watch that replay one more time! Touchdown! Brett Favre: Not too bad for a 40-year-old, eh? Mitch: What planet are you from?
September 30, 2009: Kepler: Whatcha doing? Al: I found an Atari 2600 emulator online, so I've been playing it for the last hour. Kepler: You're using a $2,000 computer to play crappy 8-bit games? Al: No, I'm using a $2,000 computer to fly out of this pit! Kepler: I'll never understand old people. Al: Take that, Elliot! E.T.'s going home!
October 2, 2009: Al, channeling Rod Serling: Submitted for your approval: Will Rockwood, a simple man who planned on spending Friday evening watching sports. But he's about to find out that sometimes it's harder to get control of the TV remote than you think. Will: Twilight Zone marathon today? Mitch: Yep! Al: Don't touch that dial... in the Twilight Zone.