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Monday, September 15, 2003
They be a bunch of mangy dogs...

Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Got a little pirate in ye?  Want some?  Arrrr...

Friday, September 19, 2003
With scurvy dog lawyers...

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September 15, 2003: Mitch: "Talk Like A Pirate Day" is this week. Al: Do pirates even exist anymore? Kepler: Avast me mateys! I be off to collect me booty from the bilge rats in the recording industry! Arr! Mitch: Guess that answers that! Kepler: Arrr! RIAA guy: Excuse me. I'm from the HMS RIAA. I'm looking for a "Captain Kazaa." September 17, 2003: Al: Kepler-- I mean-- "Captain Kazaa," what are you doing on my computer? Kepler: I be addin' to me treasure by smartly downloadin' songs, lad! Al: So, you're increasing your booty? Kepler: Aye, Bucko! And blow me down if it ain't me best take ever! Al: Might you say it's "bootylicious?" Kepler: Arrr arrrr, me hearty! With think' like that, ye could make a fine pirate! September 19, 2003: Kepler: Shiver me timbers! RIAA guy: Ha! I have you now, Captain Kazaa!! Kepler: Blow me down! I-- wait... that not be a saber! RIAA guy: No, it's an indictment. Our ship is suing you! Kepler: What a dweeb ship the HMS RIAA be! Arrrrr RIAA Guy: Maybe, but we're rich dweebs. Now, off the plank with you!