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Monday, September 8, 2003
If only he'd drafted the running back...

Wednesday, September 10, 2003
That, or trade to get the quarterback, too...

Friday, September 12, 2003
Because you need to know the standard deviation...

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September 8, 2003: Mitch: This is perfect! They're driving!! They're gonna score!! TV: Touchdown!! Dana: Congrat-- Mitch: What?! Nooo! Not him!! Dana: Say what? Al: Fantasy football. Mitch: He was on my opponent's team you @#$%!! September 10, 2003: Mitch: Here's my problem. I have Tampa Bay's running back and wide receiver, but my opponent has their quarterback. On game day, my running back can gain all the yards he wants running, but he can't catch any passess. And my receiver can't catch any passes at all, unless they're thrown by my running back, in which case I'll get double points. So what should I do? Al: Hang a big sign around your neck that says "geek?" September 12, 2003: Mitch: Al, I have to pick one of two wide receivers for my fantasy football team, but they're so evenly matched I can't decide! Al: Pick the first guy. Mitch: Hmm.. okay, maybe I can see that. Why? Al: The coin came up tails. Mitch: That's it... I'm going back to the spreadsheet.