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Monday, March 10, 2003
American Idle...

Wednesday, March 12, 2003
The show that's electrifying America...

Friday, March 14, 2003
But take away the TV and see how long they last...

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March 10, 2003: Al: Joe Millionaire. The Bachelor. Married by America. Are You Hot? TV is being overrun with these 'reality' programs. I can appeal to people's schadenfreude as well as anyone! I should be in programming! I should work in reality TV! Dana: Don't you have any scruples? Al: Now how am I supposed to be successful in reality TV if I have scruples? March 12, 2003: Al's Reality TV show ideas... Al: Eight people try to win a new car by crossing over the border from Mexico in "The Immigrant!" Mitch: Nooooo... Al: Sixteen people run naked in a footrace across America for a million dollars in "Streaking, USA!" Mitch: Too '70s. Al: Ten people are locked in a prison and the last inmate gets to fire up the electric chair in a real execution on "Switch Puller!" Mitch: Eek! March 14, 2003: Al: Okay, I have the perfect reality show! It's both easy for the average Joe to do and easy for someone as dim as Joe Millionaire to understand. And, it's so mind-bogglingly simple that TV executives will be kicking themselves for not thinking of it first! Mitch: What is it? (video camera is trained on the couch) Al: Last one off the couch is a millionaire! Dana: So... the prize will go unclaimed?