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Monday, March 3, 2003
Before you buy, you hear the cash register ring...

Wednesday, March 5, 2003
Double pun-tendre...

Friday, March 7, 2003
Talkin' squealin' spyin', sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin' ...

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March 3, 2003: Mitch: "The Ring" goes on sale this week! Al: Why would I want to buy a brand new tape that's just gonna kill me in seven days? Mitch: Good point! You could just wait a week and get a used copy! March 5, 2003: Kepler: KHAN? You celebrated Mardi Gras? KHAN: Yes, and your geekier humans have some strange customs. Kepler: Why were geeks giving you beads? KHAN: Apparently, they'rre fascinated with binary code. Kepler: Zeroes and ones? I don't get it. KHAN: They just kept yelling "show us your bits!" March 7, 2003: Will: Michael Jackson paid $150,000 to put a hex on Steven Spielberg. Can you believe that, Skip? Skip: Heh. Will: You put him up to it, didn't you? Skip: I bet him $200,000 that he couldn't freak me out, dude! He finished $50,000 ahead!