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Monday, April 4, 2011
How about, 'He's Gitmo-riffic!'

Wednesday, April 6, 2011
It's the 'last man standing' strategy...

Friday, April 8, 2011
Remember the Democrats' credo: Shutting down government to increase government workers' pensions: good. Shutting down government to balance the budget: bad.


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April 4, 2011: President Barack Obama: Today I launch my campaign to get re-elected as president. Will: All right. Let's see your slogan. Obama 2012: It's like Carter's third term. Will: Uh... were there any other choices? President Barack Obama: I'm also considering Bush 4.0. April 6, 2011: President Barack Obama: One of the things that excites me most about my re-election campaign is my balanced budget strategy. Will: Thsi doesn't say anything about you balancing the budget. It looks like you're just letting the Democrats and Republicans slug it out while you stand on the sideline! Oh. President Barack Obama: I didn't get to be president by being stupid. April 8, 2011: President Barack Obama: Since the government is shutting down today, I'm going to go play golf. Will: Do you think that's a good PR move? President Barack Obama: What... you think I should just watch The Masters on TV instead? Will: Maybe you could try to fix the shutdown. President Barack Obama: I'd miss my tee time. Will: Keep thinking like that and you'll have plenty of them in two years.