March 30, 2011: Will: Baseball season starts tomorrow, Al. Al: So you built a pitcher's mound in a space station. That's a little strange, don't you think? Will: Says the man dressed as a catcher. Al: No, I'm dressed as Schroeder from Peanuts. That's a different kind of strange.
April 1, 2011: Will: Because our normal tone is foolish, we thought it would be appropriate today to be just the opposite. Skip: After paying off all expenses and establishing a six-month emergency fund, you should invest 70% of your remaining assets in stock index funds and the rest in bond funds. Will: April Serious! Al: It's just not the same. What am I supposed to do with this whoopee cushion?