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Monday, November 29, 2004
Maybe it should be how LITTLE you make...

Wednesday, December 1, 2004
New from Milton Bradley!...

Friday, December 3, 2004
That won't buy many Precious Moments...

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November 29, 2004: Al: Skip, we need the day off. Skip: What for, dudes? Mitch: As American consumers, we feel it's our patriotic duty to support the economy by doing lots of Christmas shopping. So, whaddya say? Skip: No dice. Al: But what of the economy? Skip: I know how much you make. The economy won't miss you. December 1, 2004: Mitch: I just found the perfect Christmas gift. Dana: I'm listening. Mitch: It's the "Play Along with Ken Jennings" Toteboard! You can keep track of Ken's winnings as he mops the floor with his "Jeopardy!" opponents! Dana: I don't have the heart to tell him. Ken Jennings: What is "You wasted your money," Alex? December 3, 2004: Al: I found the perfect Christmas present: gift certificates! Dana: That's not very imaginitive. Al: Okay... I imagine that you'd like tiny, porcelain figurines. Dana: Gift certificates are good. Lemme see. Al: Now I'm going to imaine being done shopping with three weeks to spare! Dana: Five bucks? Try imagining a stocking full of coal.