April 29, 2009: Kepler: So far, after a week of being in the news, there's only one U.S. death from the swine flu. I think we're safe. Al: And yet, there you sit in a plastic box. Kepler: The intellectual part of my brain says "hype"... but monkey brain says "stay in the bubble."
May 1, 2009: Mitch: The pork industry is upset at the name "swine flu." They want people to start calling it something else. Will: How about "bacon flu?" Mitch: Don't you dare take the name of bacon in vain!