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Monday, April 12, 2004
Declare the pennies on your eyes...

Wednesday, April 14, 2004
But if you didn't, that'd be quite a refund...

Friday, April 16, 2004
He'll be dancing in silhouette soon...

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April 12, 2004: Will: Have you done your taxes yet, Al? Al: Nope! I waited, so now I don't have to! Will: How so? Al: Yesterday was "tax freedom day." I've made enough money this year to pay my taxes, so I don't need to file! Will: How is it you're not in prison? Al: I'm one step ahead of "the Man," my friend. One step ahead of "the Man." April 14, 2004: Al: So, it turns out "tax freedom day" wasn't what I thought it was, but I still won't owe taxes this year. Will: Why not? Al: Well, this space station isn't just my home, it's also my workplace, right? Will: Yeah. So? Al: So, 24,000 miles per orbit, 16 orbits per day, 365 days per year, all at 37 cents per mile... Will: I'm pretty sure you have to drive to write off mileage. April 16, 2004: Al: Whew! That was close! I just barely got my tax forms and my check to the post office before they closed the door! So, when did you get your taxes in? Mitch: February. Al: I hate you. Mitch: Check out the mini iPod I got with my refund!