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Monday, November 19, 2001
How about some space vodka?

Wednesday, November 21, 2001
Mmmm...the triptophan isotope...

Friday, November 23, 2001
The sweet release of radiation sickness...

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November 19, 2001: Kepler: Ha! I found it! Al: Found what, Kepler? Kepler: In the '60s, the Russians launched dozens of animals into space, even though only the dogs got the publicity. Al: Yeah, so? Kepler: So I'm going to capture a Thanksgiving space turkey!! Al: Did the Ruskies fire up any potatoes? November 21, 2001: Al: Kepler, you're saying this Russian space turkey has been up here for 40 years? Won't it be ...uh... spoiled? Kepler: Nope! The vacuum of space will have acted as a preservative, and 40 years of cosmic ray bombardment should be the perfect slow-cooker! Al: Wow! 40 years and the lights are still on! Kepler: Uh... no. That's the unhealthy glow of an irradiated space turkey! November 23, 2001: Kepler: Due to excessive radiation levels in the space turkey, our Thanksgiving plans have changed, we're now having... tofu-rkey! (Tofurkey). Mitch: Really, how fast could irradiated turkey kill us? Al: Not fast enough.