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Monday, November 26, 2001
A bishop was found in a tub of ice without his kidneys...

Wednesday, November 28, 2001
Oooo, you bad pope, you...

Friday, November 30, 2001
The man with the perfect Ebay rating...

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November 26, 2001: Mitch: The Pope is online. Al: Cool. Does he want to play "Quake?" Mitch: No, but he did send out his first e-mail. Al: What did His Holiness have to say? Mitch: "Friends, I know this might seem hard to believe, but it happened to a friend of a cardinal I know. Please forward this to all your friends..." November 28, 2001: The Pope, online... Pope (typing): Friends, I hope we can use this chatroom to become more enlightened in the word of God. Does anyone have any questions? (he waits for a response) I am wearing my miter and my alb. Why do you ask? November 30, 2001: Priest #1: I think His Holiness is getting addicted to the internet. Priest #2: Oh, nonsense! He just enjoys bringing the word of the Lord to the people! Pope: Only two minutes to go, and I have the high bid on a "Pope Beanie Baby" on Ebay! Priest #2: Then again, maybe we should keep our eyes on him. Pope: For the love of all that's holy! Some idiot just outbid me!!