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November 25, 2002: Will: Kepler, where are you going with that turkey? Kepler: To the airlock... when the outside of the station faces the sun, it warms up to 300 degrees! I can cook a turkey on the hull! Will: Nothing good can come of this. Kepler: Here, help me get this turkey into a spacesuit. November 27, 2002: Kepler: Cooking turkey on the hull! Hee, hee... I'm a genius!! Have you ever heard of anything so brilliant?! Dana: Won't half of our orbit be spent in darkness, freezing the turkey in 45 minues of -250 degree temperatures, then cooking it at 300 degrees during its 45 minutes of sun? Kepler: Shazbot. Dana: Plus, the moisture will just boil off of it, right? November 29, 2002: Kepler: Here it is! Hull-fried turkey! Tell me what you think. Al: chews... Mmm... I'd better loosen my belt! Kepler: Really? It's that good? Al (chewing on his belt): No, I'm thinking the belt might be more tender.