November 19, 2007: Mitch: So, what are you thankful for, Al? Al: I'm thankful we've created a holiday where I'm expected to stuff myself with so much food that I can't move off the couch until the football games are over. You? Mitch: I was going to say health and happiness, but I like your answer better.
November 21, 2007: Kepler: I'm thankful for my iPhone. Will: That's it? Kepler: What more do you want? Ever since I got it, all of my free time is spent showing it off.