November 24, 2008: Kepler: I'm making preparations for early morning shopping on Black Friday. Al: You do all of your shopping online. What preparations? Kepler: Mouse-finger exercises. I don't wanna get sniped on eBay. Al: Yes, it'd be horrible if you missed out on someone else's used junk.
November 26, 2008: Kepler: I'm all set for some early morning shopping on Black Friday. You wanna go with me? Al: What time? Kepler: I'm waking up at 4 a.m.! Al: I might stay up until 4 a.m., but I never get up at 4 a.m.! I'll pass. Kepler: You're gonna miss this sale on two-for-one Shamwows!