November 17, 2008: Kepler: India is going to beat us to the moon! Al: Aren't they about 40 years late? Kepler: Their Moon Impact Probe successfully hit the surface at 3, 579 mph! Al: Hitting somthing at 3,000 mph is successful? Kepler: Well, they had to successfully aim it at the moon. Al: The moon's 2,100 miles across! It has its own gravity! How could they miss?
November 19, 2008: Dagwood: What do you want, Herb? Herb: My tools floated away, Dagwood. I need to borrow yours. Dagwood: If you lost yours, why would I trust you with mine? Herb: C'mon, Dag! Important research depends on it! Will: Don't do it! Herb: Dagwood, do you want to fall behind India in space rickshaw technology?
November 21, 2008: Al: This "Twilight" movie, it's about vampires? Dana: Not just any vampires. Beautiful teenage vampires who make high school girls swoon because they're so dreamy. Al: So, it's "Vampires, 90210." Dana: Mmm... maybe Jason Priestly is a vampire.