November 23, 2009: Dana: Heh... did you hear about this Eggo waffle shortage? Mitch: What?! That's going to ruin Thanksgiving dinner! Dana: You know, I might not make it to your party after all. Mitch: Well, let me know soon. I need to know how much beef and corn jello to make.
November 25, 2009: Mitch: Dinner is served! Al: What's up with this? (a plate with corn shaped into a maze) Mitch: That is a maze, which you call corn. Al: I'm thankful I only have to hear that joke once.