November 16, 2009: Dana: I've been working on making my Christmas lists-- Mitch: Ahhh! Too soon! Too soon! Dana: Too soon? Christmas is only a month away. Mitch: Sorry. I've just been saying that for the past ten months. It's kind of a reflex, now.
November 18, 2009: Will: Skip, recovery.gov says that you got a billion dollars in stimulus money! Skip: That's right, Dude. Will: For "creating 5,000 jobs?" We don't have 5,000 people here! Skip: I didn't "create" jobs, I "saved" them. Will: You didn't have 5,000 jobs to save! Skip: Sure I did. I was planning on firing all of you dozens of times. Now I don't have to.
November 20, 2009: George W. Bush: I'm thinkin' it might have moved since last time, so let's try B-6 again! Al: Again, Mr. President, the ships don't move in Battleship. The Decider. Barack Obama: We've got a tricky situation here, so I don't want to rush into any decisions. Al: So I can expect your next move when? Tomorrow, maybe? The Can't Decider.