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Monday, May 7, 2001
45 days to laziness...

Wednesday, May 9, 2001
Because Warren Buffett is too frumpy to fly...

Friday, May 11, 2001
And some serious publicity...

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May 7, 2001: Dana: How can you two just sit around and watch T.V. all day? Al: You know... it's that "lazy days of summer" thing. Dana: Summer is over a month away! Mitch: Oh... then just the "lazy" part. Al: While you're up, could you bring us some chips? May 9, 2001: Mitch: Well, the guy who paid the Russians $20 million to shoot him into space is back on Earth and raving about his trip, but NASA is still mad at him. I wonder why? Al: I think it's pretty obvious. NASA Director: We could have had $20 million! Toadie: Should I bood Bill Gates, sir? May 11, 2001: NASA Director on TV: Here at NASA, we'd like to reemphasize that we're not upset at Russian space tourists just because we lost a chance at $20 million, we're upset because it was a gimmick. Space is very serious, with serious projects, and should only be accessible by serious researchers! Reporter on TV: Like elderly Senator John Glenn? NASA Director on TV: Hey, he seriously researched us some serious cash!