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Monday, January 30, 2012
Work ethic = 'meh'...

Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Of course, if you 'never look in the package' you might not know about the 'women' part...

Friday, February 3, 2012
Obviously, his catchphrase isn't 'dodged your bullet'...

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January 30, 2012: Al: I've been thinking about a career change. I find my job unfulfilling. Dana: I find that hard to believe. Al: Why? Dana: I don't know if I've ever seen you work. Al: Exactly! Because I'm unfulfilled! February 1, 2012: Al: I've been doing a lot of research, and I came up with a winner for my career change. Check this out! Dana: You want to be The Transporter? Al: It's perfect! Cars, women, action... I even have the right haircut! Dana: Plus, your idea is as implausible as the movie. Al: Should I buy my tricked-out BMW or my French beach house, first? February 3, 2012: Al: The Transporter defends himself with martial arts. Threaten me with this toy gun so I can practice disarming you. Kepler: Bang! Al: What was that? Kepler: I shot you. Al: No, you're supposed to let me use my karate skills on you. Kepler: What would I do that? I have a gun! Al: You have to let me beat you up or else I can't get my catchphrase in!