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Monday, February 4, 2002
The truth is these ads suck...

Wednesday, February 6, 2002
Making bad guys out of the good guys...

Friday, February 8, 2002
Hit me baby one more time...

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February 4, 2002: Dana: Al? I thought you hated smoking? Al: I do, not only that, I hate the tobacco industry, tobacco farmers, and I think smokers are brain-dead morons who lack the common sense to correctly choose between 'looking cool' and their own survival! Dana: So you're smoking because...? Al: I hate those anti-tobacco "Truth" ad jerks even more. February 6, 2002: Will: You're smoking to protest anti-smoking advertising? Al: What kind of moron came up with this "Truth" campaign? By makin non-smokers look like pompous, annoying twits, what else could I do but start smoking just to make sure I don't turn out like them? Will: Turn off the ads? Al: 'Look! I'm a non-smoker, so I've earned the right to be a jackass!' February 8, 2002: Mitch: Al? You're not smoking! Al: Duh. It stinks! I couldn't take it anymore. Mitch: What about your protest? Al: 'Truth' ads suck. I made my point. It's time to move on. Mitch: Well, thank goodness that's over with. Want a Pepsi? Al: A Pepsi?! Have I told you how much I hate all those Britney Spears ads?