Feburary 9, 2009: Dana: Al, Valentine's Da is this week! Al: No offense, but I'm just not that into her. Dana: I haven't even set you up yet. Al: It's my new catchphrase. I find it makes Valentine's Day much more affordable. Dana: Maybe you should try "I'll never be into anyone if it means cracking open my wallet." Al: Yep. That'd work, too.
Feburary 11, 2009: Dana: Al, I'd like you to meet-- Al: Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm gonna call a pre-emptive "I'm not that into her" here. Bar Refaeli (Bar Rafaeli, Bar Rafeali): Hello, I'm Bar Refaeli, Sports Illustrated cover girl. I was hoping this room contained lonely men. I guess I'll keep looking. Al: Great Scott. What have I done? Bar Refeali: Excuse me, sir. Could you rub me down with sunscreen?
Feburary 13, 2009: Al: You set me up with a supermodel and didn't tell me? Dana: That's right. And you know what that means, don't you? Al: Oh no. I've been scammed! I can never tunr down another blind date again! Dana: Owned!