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Monday, August 2, 2004
Or maybe he'll divorce and drink himself to death...

Wednesday, August 4, 2004
Don't you know that she's toxic...

Friday, August 6, 2004
Work is relative...

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August 2, 2004: Al: Nicolas Cage married a waitress. Mitch: Isn't that one of his movies? Al: Yep. He's crossed the reality-imaginary border. Mitch: So what's next? Al: Maybe he and his wife will try to kidnap some quintuplets! Mitch: Maybe he'll have to kill a guy while defending his wife and he'll end up on a plane full of convicts! August 4, 2004: Will: Skip, did you hear aobout Nicolas Cage's wedding? Skip: Nope. I stay as far away from celebrity marriages as possible. Mitch: Skip? Britney's on the phone. She wants you to be Kevin's best man. Skip: I'm in! Will: No celebrity weddings, eh? Skip: Dude, can you imagine what Brit's gonna wear to a wedding? Naughty! August 6, 2004: Al (lying on the couch lazily): Do chores or lie on the couch? Lie on the couch. Read or stare at the ceiling? Stare at the ceiling. Stare at the ceiling or watch TV? TV! There! At least I made some effort today!