July 11, 2007: Skip: I'm meeting Bill Gates and Warren Buffett in an hour, Dude. Will: Rubbing in the "trillionaire" thing again? Skip: Nope. We have to get our act together. We're going on the road! Will: What for? The White-Collar Comedy Tour? Skip: If you think "Someday The Donald will be able to afford better hair," you might be a zillionaire.
July 13, 2007: Skip: If seeing a car up on blocks makes you want to buy out the neighborhood and turn it into a strip mall, you might be a zillionaire. If your yacht sinks and your biggest problem is finding keys to the backup, you might be a zillionaire. If you can't find your Hummer because your garage is too big, you might be a zillionaire. Dude, these jokes KILL at the country club! Al: I'd laugh more, too, if I had a snifter of brandy in my hand.