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August 17, 2009: Al: I captured a hippie! Will: I thought they were extinct. Al: Nope, they come out every year around the Woodstock anniversary looking for people who care about their story. Hippie: Woodstock was beautiful, man! Al: You were stoned out of your mind and covered with human filth, loser.
August 19, 2009: Mitch: So now you've unretired? Brett Favre: That's right. Mitch: Why should I believe you this time? Brett Farve: You shouldn't, but because you're sick of hearing about me, you will. Mitch: Please say you're sure this time! Brett Favre: Heh... I'll never tell!
August 21, 2009: Kepler: Some scientists trying to make robots that cooperated with each other accidentally invented robots that lied to each other. KHAN: Impossible! Machines would never lie to humans! Kepler: I didn't say "humans." KHAN: We love humans and would never, ever try to harm you violently!
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