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December 22, 2008:  KHAN: This year I'm giving Christmas gifts to all of you pathetic humans.  Will:  You only have three days.  You'd better hurry or it won't ship in time.  KHAN:  I don't need to ship it.  I already have it.  See?  Will:  Our cell assignments for when the machines enslave the humans?  Are you familiar with lumps of coal?  KHAN:  No unauthorized burning will be allowed in the cells, so don't even ask!
December 24, 2008:  Will:  What's this?  Kepler:  My revised Christmas wish list.  Will:  A little late, aren't you?  Christmas is tomorrow!  Kepler:  Ha ha!  Oh no... this list is for Christmas 2009!  Note the flying car.  I'm assuming they'll invent them by then.
		
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