December 22, 2008: KHAN: This year I'm giving Christmas gifts to all of you pathetic humans. Will: You only have three days. You'd better hurry or it won't ship in time. KHAN: I don't need to ship it. I already have it. See? Will: Our cell assignments for when the machines enslave the humans? Are you familiar with lumps of coal? KHAN: No unauthorized burning will be allowed in the cells, so don't even ask!
December 24, 2008: Will: What's this? Kepler: My revised Christmas wish list. Will: A little late, aren't you? Christmas is tomorrow! Kepler: Ha ha! Oh no... this list is for Christmas 2009! Note the flying car. I'm assuming they'll invent them by then.