December 29, 2008: Skip: Christmas was okay, Dude, but I never get what I really want. Will: What is it you want? Skip: Real estate! Will: That joke's over 40 years old. Skip: Heh... I know. I'm kidding anyway. I actually bought myself Uruguay for Christmas.
December 31, 2008: Mitch: What does "Auld lang syne" mean, anyway? Will: It means "old times fondly remembered." It's Scottish. Mitch: Oh, Scottish! That explains that other New Year's tradition. Will: Other? Baby New Year: There can be only one, MacLeod! Old Man Year: Bring it, Kurgan baby!