March 9, 2009: Mitch: I don't understand daylight savings. I don't see how it saves daylight or time or anything, really. All it really does is mess with your head. Know what I mean? Al: (sleeping) zzzzzz. Mitch: I'm gonna take that as a yes.
March 11, 2009: Will: Back in the '60s, spaceflight was so new and exciting that every manned rocket launch was an event that made headlines worldwide. Today they're launching the space shuttle in prime time and no one even notices. Kepler: Sshhh!! I'm missing the American Idol results show! Will: Said the boy living on a space station.
March 13, 2009: Mitch: Barbie? You have tattoos? Barbie: That's right, @#$%!! Now that I'm 50, I decided to get inked. Barbie's a bad mofo, y'all! Mitch: Ken? Ken: She's out of control! Drinking... chasing young men... Barbie: Wooo!! Jagerbombs! Mitch: Barbie's a cougar? Al: I could have guessed that by the tramp stamp. Bar (cheering to Barbie): Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Ken: Barbie! No!!!