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August 18, 2008: Mitch: Some guys in Georgia claim they've found Bigfoot. Al: I don't believe that. Bigfoot: Me neither. Al: C'mon. Up here? Bigfoot: What... like that's any less plausible than in Georgia?
August 20, 2008: Will: Space Bigfoot? Bigfoot: yep. I cam up here secretly on a private spaceship. Will: No offense, but how exactly does Bigfoot travel incognito? Bigfoot: I told everyone I was Richard Branson. Will: He is a hairy man...
August 22, 2008: Kepler: So, Bigfoot turned out to be a rubber suit. Bigfoot: No, some yokels used a rubber suit as a hoax. I am not a rubber suit. Kepler: The search for the real bigfoot continues, say scientists. Bigfoot: Psh! They say that, but they never call. Kepler: They could just call you? Bigfoot: Sure! Well, whenever I get a signal. I'm in the woods a lot, you know.
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