August 11, 2008: George Lucas: I need some more money to buy another truckload of plaid shirts, so I'm releasing "The Clone Wars." How many tickets do you want to buy? Al: I'm not your ATM, George. What makes you think I wan to see a "Star Wars" cartoon? George Lucas: Heh... let's be honest. The prequels were all cartoons. Al: Fine. Here's a twenty. But I want a refund if Jar-Jar's in it.
August 13, 2008: Kepler (in line for "The Clone Wars"): 36 hours to go! Will: You really don't have to wait in line for this one. Kepler: It'd feel wrong if I didn't.
August 15, 2008: Mitch (being towed by tractor beam): Hi, Will. I'm caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling me in. will: Ads alone won't fill theaters, eh?
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