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Monday, August 11, 2008
He's certainly figured out how to clone our reactions...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008
But it's going to be awfully lonely out there...

Friday, August 15, 2008
The Lucas marketing machine is all-powerful...


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August 11, 2008: George Lucas: I need some more money to buy another truckload of plaid shirts, so I'm releasing "The Clone Wars." How many tickets do you want to buy? Al: I'm not your ATM, George. What makes you think I wan to see a "Star Wars" cartoon? George Lucas: Heh... let's be honest. The prequels were all cartoons. Al: Fine. Here's a twenty. But I want a refund if Jar-Jar's in it. August 13, 2008: Kepler (in line for "The Clone Wars"): 36 hours to go! Will: You really don't have to wait in line for this one. Kepler: It'd feel wrong if I didn't. August 15, 2008: Mitch (being towed by tractor beam): Hi, Will. I'm caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling me in. will: Ads alone won't fill theaters, eh?