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Monday, October 11, 2010
'Sub' orbital.  Is that like 'sub' par?


Wednesday, October 13, 2010
How can you be a millionaire and never pay taxes?  First, get a million dollars...


Friday, October 15, 2010
You might want to work on that Q rating...


 

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October 11, 2010: Skip: I'm calling Richard Branson to congratulate him on the successful test flight of his new suborbital spaceship. Hey, Greybeard! We'll be waiting for you... up here in orbit! Will: Superrich smack talk. Skip: Real spaceships go around the Earth! October 13, 2010: Kepler singing Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad. Skip: Bad enough to study hard and get a college degree? Kepler: No. Skip: Bad enough to work 60 hours until you make it? Kepler: No. Skip: Bad enough to pay $400 million in taxes? Kepler: No. Skip: So, not bad at all, really. Kepler: Maybe I could just be a millionaire. Is that easy? October 15, 2010: Al: I've seen this commercial 50 times and I still have no idea what they're selling. Dana: Why does that bother you? Al: Who said it bothered me? I was bragging about my ability to tune it out.